I'm an ethereal who eats dreams; if you see someone in your dream that you didn't know right before it ends, that was me. I have a reputation for being very straightforward, but I try to spare people's feelings. Most of my friends are girls. I have 1 sister and 1 brother. I have 2 nieces. I will make you laugh. I like chick peas, snap peas, snow peas, and black-eyed peas; the only kind of peas I don't like are green peas, okay? I'm opposed to drug prohibition. I used to be in the Air Force; now I'm working on my own business. My subconscious filters out normal noises so that I can sleep. I'm a pet detective. I just ordered the book, Happier, by Tal Ben-Shahar. I don't use a Slave Surveillance Number. I like role-playing and strategy games. I need a larger garage and I need to adjust the seat of my bike. I went on The Rampage before my brother. A gay guy will never be after the same girl I'm after. I love driving except in the snow, even though I'm good at it. Girls, let me know if you don't have kiss-proof lipstick. Some of my friends do not speak, only text. Check out my page on SocialURL. I'm a libertarian. I used to like black olives, now I don't. My shoe size is 10 and a half.